I've been looking at the "Search Query" deal on my hit counter and, seriously, some of the ways people get here...weird!

The number one hit is for "Hootie McBoobs." I think that's funny.
There's a couple for restaurants that I've mentioned like Xiang's Kitchen or Fargo's Pizza and some for the lyrics to Gwen Stefani's song. Then there's the totally whacked out things; what the hell are people looking for???

Check these out:

-socks on her hands (I googled this and came up with nothing. What were they looking for & how did it lead them to me?)

-squatting to pee (I know where this came from but was someone looking for instructions?)

-I really had to pee but (but what?)

-Paul McCartney gave Ireland to the Irish (So it's a song...how did they end up here?)

-slumber party erotic tales (Whoa! I don't remember writing anything that would have brought someone here for THAT!)

-lick toes blog ("Lick toes" came from a post about Chazz but...I looked it up; it's not a toe-fettish blog...although this one is a little creepy. Unless you like toes.)

-his little weiner (Ummm...whose little weiner were you looking for? I've heard rumors about certain people but...let's be a little more specific here!)

-I saw mom undress (EEEEP!)

People out there are scaring me! But hey! If it brings me readers, who am I to complain?


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