So a couple weeks ago I posted that "Revenge Of The Sis" post with the funny pictures of Derek, right? And then I promptly felt bad... guilty... on the wrong side of the law... (that last one was because I couldn't think of another synonym for guilty so I looked it up in the computer's thesaurus. That's what it gave me. Go figure!) and I came to a realization:

I'd never make it on The Dark Side. I have so much guilt inside of me, you'd think I was Catholic. Darth Vader would just shake his helmet at me and walk away. I know it! The first time I had to fight someone with my light saber would be a disaster. I can see it now: "I'm really sorry I cut off your hand! I didn't MEAN to..."

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