My Mom was sick last week with a sinus infection and a horrid cough. The doctor gave her prescription cough medicine that she took with her to work and every 4 hours she would "take a swig" of it. One night she called Dad from work:

Mom: I think I know what's wrong with me.

Dad: Yeah, you're sick!

Mom: No! Why my brain isn't working right! This cough medicine is 20% alcohol. I think I'm drunk!!!

Labels: Funny, Mom

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